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    • Eksena sa Loob ng Eskwela

      Filipino 102: T.A gumawa ng maikling kuwento, sariling gawa hindi galing sa
      internet. Minimum 3 pages yellow paper harap at likod. Mas ok kung type written
      to be submmited next meeting.

      Yan yung assignment na binigay sa amin sa Filipino class. Madali lang naman
      imagination ang limitation as long na sariling gawa, may plot, may character, may
      settings, kahit nga wala kuwenta yung kuwento ok lang hindi naman kasi siguro
      babasahin sa dami namin sa klase bukod pa sa ibang course. Siyempre mas
      all good pa din kung maganda yung gawa mu lalo na kapag binasa ng classmate mu
      na cute at sinabi na maganda yung ginawa mu, nakakatawa at the same time may
      sense.. Eh talaga naman nakakalaki ng butas ng ilong.

      Pero eto ang malupit sa ginawa ng kaklase ko. Thumbs up lahat kami ng nakabasa
      ng kuwento nya. Bukod kasi sa umabot ito ng limang pahina, ay ginawa niya ito isang
      oras bago yung klase namin. Pumasok kasi siya ng walang ideya na meron palang
      pinagagawa last meeting kaya ayun, nanghingi siya ng papel umupo sa sulok at nag isip.

      Matapos ang 15 minutes tapos na ang kanyang maikling kuwento. At eto ang nakasulat
      sa limang pahinang yellow paper...


      Ang Pusa ni Tonyo
      Isang araw nawala ang alagang pusa ni Tonyo, kaya hinanap nya ito sa loob
      ng bahay.

      Tonyo:
      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

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      Hinanap niya ito sa kuwarto


      Tonyo:
      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

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      Hinanap niya ito sa kusina


      Tonyo:
      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

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      Hinanap nya ito sa labas ng bahay

      Tonyo:
      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

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      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!


      Sa labasan, Nakasalubong niya ang kaibigan na si Noriel at tinanong niya kung
      nakita nito ang alaga niyang pusa, pero hindi daw niya ito napansin kaya tinulungan
      niya na lng ito maghanap.

      Tonyo At Noriel:
      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

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      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

      ming! miing! ming! miing! mimiing! ming! miing! miming!!

      ....
      etc..


      Natapos ang mahigit limang pahina naang tanging nakasulat lang ay ming!.
      Kaya hindi ko na tatapusin. Madami pa kasing kaibigan na tumulong sa paghahanap ng
      pusa.Kung gusto nyo malaman ending ng kuwento, pasensya na di ko na rin kasi ito
      natapos basahin sa dami ng tawa ko. At ang mas masaya yun talaga ang pinasa niya.
      Reaksyon ng guro??? .....Hahaha

    4 comments Closed 4 comments | April 7 06:38AM Most recent by djaryuby04 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • MY DREAMS
    • " He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
      MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
      ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
      He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
      I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
      I JuSt HaVeN't FoUnD hIm YeT "
    0 comments 0 comments | March 11 03:45AM Started by dhAn_721 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • sad story
    • SAD STORY"

      May isang boy na nag paalam sa kanyang gf na mag dodota sia.

      Bf: ahm , mahal pwede ba ako mag dota?

      Gf: HINDI PWEDE!

      Bf: iyak. Jujujuju ;(

      ! ,kawawa xa nu? :'(

      .hakhak, :D
    6 comments 6 comments | February 21 05:21AM Most recent by man_man Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • the LOGIC of LIFE
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    11 comments 11 comments | January 30 09:19AM Most recent by gwennroxcyzane Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Sampung Dahilan Kung Bakit Hindika Crush ng Crush Mo by RamonBautista.
    • 1. Panget ka.
      2. Masama ugali mo.
      3. May shota siya.
      4. May shota ka.
      5. Bakla/Tomboy siya.
      6. Di kayo match sa horoscope.
      7. Okay ka naman pero sinisiraan ka
      ng friends nya.
      8. High maintenance ka.
      9. Trip mo yung mga ayaw nyang tv
      show.
      10. Wala ka sa radar, A.K.A. di ka
      nya napapansin.
    2 comments 2 comments | January 28 12:05AM Most recent by asahi02 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • quotes lover at pick up lines
    • Bf:
      Honey sabi ni juan mukha daw akong maysasaka
      Gf:hayaan mo n sya hon ..

      Pero bakit nga pla nya nasabi un?

      Bf :kasi pag katabi dw kita mukha ka raw kalabaw.


      Waaaaa.
    0 comments 0 comments | January 21 05:23AM Started by gerlieto Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • love problem?family problem? lapet d2 its free advice!!take it or leave it :)) ?
    • anung tNung?
    3 comments 3 comments | November 27 04:12AM Most recent by kim_lee_jong_hyun_05 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • WORDS, ACTION, IGNORING
    • "Some people get hurt by WORDS. Some by ACTIONS but, the worst thing that can hurt people is that someone is IGNORING you when you value them more than anyone else can do."
    2 comments 2 comments | November 26 04:05AM Most recent by hanou Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Post your favorite quotes here. ;)
    • It's better to have tried and
      failed, than not to have
      tried at all.


      Sometimes it takes the
      worst pain to bring about
      the best change.
    1 comment 1 comment | November 7 05:08AM Most recent by lynssiejezyl21 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Being wise and being health wise
    • Do not be wise in your own eyes;
      fear the Lord and shun evil.
      This will bring health to your body
      and nourishment to your bones.
    0 comments 0 comments | August 29 11:43PM Started by bordchxmagnet Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Qoutes For The Day
    • Sometimes being NEGATIVE is better because you'd stop yourself from ASSUMING, EXPECTING, And SAVING yourself from pain of DISSAPOINTING.
    0 comments 0 comments | August 18 08:41PM Started by Khimyhuri Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Love Quotes (wes)
    • share lang mga love quotes :)

      copy paste ..
    19 comments 19 comments | August 10 05:19AM Most recent by wez Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Ano ang kaibahan ng nakakakita sa bulag?
    • Hindi alam ng nakakakita kung kailan sila bulag!!


      -bob ong-
    0 comments 0 comments | July 27 12:32AM Started by rajehn27 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Eve !
    • Life is like a cup of coffee. =)
      Salamat sa nagwelcome!
    0 comments 0 comments | July 10 04:00AM Started by limai06 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • [help] slogan for the nutrition m0nth theme "gutom at malnutrition sama-samang wakasan"
    • Hi mga txtmyters, help naman ng slogan pra jan sa theme na yan,,
      dapat eh 12 words,.
      Para yan sa project ng kapatid ko, nalulugaw na kc utak ko, dmi ko pang ginagawang paper works sa skul.
    0 comments 0 comments | July 4 06:22AM Started by zhainne Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • LOVE OR INSECURITIES

    • "LOVE OR INSECURITIES"


      I love you but I hate the feeling of insecurities
      Seeing your ex is better than me
      How i wish i have those qualities
      For me to do what a boyfriend should.
      You said you love me, I know that’s true.
      Because you chose me when we are in blue
      but insecurity kills me, casue it gives me a clue
      To leave you because as your boyfriend there’s nothing I can do
      I know i’m not that strong
      To carry you at my back for long
      I know i don’t have that height
      to reach those you want to reach.
      I’m just a man who do nothing
      I’m just a man who loves you.
      But I’m a man who will never choose insecurity
      Because I love you in eternity.
      I will hold on with my weakness
      And still fight with insecurities
      Even if it gives me a painful punch
      I won’t leave you and love you a bunch.

      see more
    3 comments 3 comments | June 8 08:58AM Most recent by evelynsalva76 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • "Right Time"
    • Ang pagmamahal dumadating sa tamang oras at tamang pagkakataon... Minsan sinisisi pa natin ang sarili natin kung bakit ngayon mo lang nalamang mahal mo siya... Kung alam mo lang, ngayon mo lang yon nalaman kasi eto yung tinatawag na "Right Time"..

      Some think of love as past time.. Fling at trip lang.. Yung mahal nya ngayon bukas hindi na, boyfriend nya ngayon pero tanggap nya na isang araw tatawagin nya din yung "EX". Matagal nga, inaabot pa ng taon pero ilang taon? 1? 2? 3?

      Tapos pag nakakawaan na sa mukha, nagaayawan na at may iba na naman na nagtatagal lang nga taon dahil nanghihinayang sa pinagsamahan?!

      Bata pa masyado ang ganon magmahal.. may iba naman na masyadong seryoso at sensitibo pag dating sa bagay na yan.. yung tip ng taong handang irisk ang lahat.. magbigay.. magparaya.. para lang don sa taong mahal nya...

      Meron pang iba dyan na pinipigilan yung nararamdaman nya kasi high school palang o di kaya teenager palang, gusto nya kasing maging sila nung taong yon sa panahon seryosohan na... Yung sigurado na sya na yung taong yon nga ang gusto nya makasama panghabang buhay. Kumabaga "Right Time"...

      There was this quotation saying: "I don't care how many lips you've kissed, I don't care hoq many women you've embraced, I don't care how many ladies hear you say you love them. All I care is the future... Not to be your first, but to be your last..."

      Masarap magmahal sa taong mahal ka din.. yung feeling nyo soulmate kayo.. kaya kung para sayo talaga yon, ilang taon man kayong di magkita, ilang tao man ang mahalin niya, gaano man sya kalayo o marami manang hadlang... magkikita parin kayo kung talagang para kayo sa isa't isa... Hindi hinahanap yang... Kusang dumadating sa "Right Time".
    0 comments 0 comments | June 7 11:31PM Started by noralyn17 Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • broken hearted
    • sometimes we say goodbye to the one we love
      without wanting to..
      but it doesn't mean we stop loving and caring..
      coz sometimes, goodbye is a painful way of saying
      i love you..
    1 comment 1 comment | May 21 05:59PM Most recent by azumi_xhai Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Stay good pa rin...
    • FROM FB QUOTE:

      "No matter how good a person you are there will always be someone CRITICIZING YOU."


    0 comments 0 comments | May 21 04:52PM Started by Camotesheart Quotes Subscribe to this blog
  • Be CAREFUL always... (the lesson I've lerned here)
    • From FB Quote:

      "People need to learn that their ACTIONS, do affect other people, so be careful what you SAY AND DO.

      "IT'S NOT ALWAYS JUST ABOUT YOU."

      Peace be with you all.

      Many thanks ngA pla s TXTMYT ... Nkklibre me ng pang text.

      God bless you more
    0 comments 0 comments | May 21 04:46PM Started by Camotesheart Quotes Subscribe to this blog
 

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